No Sex Please, We’re British




A report in London’s Daily Telegraph seems certain to reinforce at least one of the stereotypes the French are said to hold about the Brits over some of life’s more fundamental pleasures.

The report says:

  • Five per cent of people have had to take time off work because of sex related injuries… Despite the upholstery, the sofa proved to be the riskiest place to have sex – mainly because of the number of wine glasses and plates left lying around … Unsurprisingly, stairs were the second most dangerous place for lovemaking ahead of the family car and the shower. Other hazardous locations included chairs, the kitchen table, the lavatory and office cupboards… one in 50 said they had fallen off a washing machine during the act..”

The poll used for the article was carried out by … www.phonepiggybank.com!



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