Blessinz of Teh Ceiling Cat
Having trouble communicating with your SMS-obsessed offspring, near or extended? Well now you can try and learn their ‘new speak’ thanks to the Bible … and no its not the King James authorised version.
Full details of this wiki-based learning programme can be found here. The site says: “The Lolcat Bible Translation Project is a project dedicated to translating the entire Bible into lolspeak. The Project started in July of 2007 and so far we have most of the Bible translated!
Try this for an opening gambit: “Blessinz of teh Ceiling Cat be apwn yu, srsly.” If its starts to defeat you, courage for even Google Translate struggled with what it clearly thought was gibberish: “Blessinz de teh chat de plafond être APWN yu, srsly” was the best it could offer as a French equivalent of the language of Shakespeare as ’twill be writ.